CraftyCosmetics: Summer Update Hype & Fashion Frenzy!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is about to get a summer update that will blow your mind! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a tropical island appears out of nowhere with palm trees and coconuts everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the new cosmetics – you can dress your character up in a flamingo costume and do the chicken dance while taunting your enemies. Plus, we have a rare item called the “Unusual” that turns your pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this on any other server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	282	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	770
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Star Shards Collected:	239	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	8428	Emeralds Found:	795
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8277
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2134
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

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Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9679	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

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Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.