so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Herobrine Sightings: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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