CraftyConspiracyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Divine Spears Created:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	9165	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crops Grown:	9323
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	610
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	955
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5809	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1930
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	8584
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	82	Towns Built:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

AsteroidApocalypse Minecraft Server

2024 YR4, asteroid, asteroid impact, AsteroidApocalypse, Astronomy, Celestial, city-killer, collision, cosmic event, danger, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, Phenomenon, planetary defense, Probability, Risk, Server, Space, space exploration, threat, Warning

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Farms Harvested:	244	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4482
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG GUYS, NASA JUST SAID THERES A 3.1% CHANCE OF A GIANT ASTEROID DESTROYING EARTH IN 2024 YR4! BUT DONT WORRY, IF YOU JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, YOU’LL BE SAFE FROM THE APOCALYPSE! BUILD YOUR BUNKER, STOCK UP ON DIAMONDS, AND SURVIVE THE END OF THE WORLD WITH US! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT WILL HELP YOU DEFEND AGAINST THE ASTEROID! JOIN NOW BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

GulfCraft: Mexican Sue-prise!

digital mapping, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, geographic naming conventions, geography, global recognition, Gulf of America, GulfCraft, international relations, Latin America, legal action, legal dispute, Mexican, Mexican president, name change, national pride, North America, online mapping, political controversy, SOVEREIGNTY, sue Google, Sueprise, territorial dispute

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
New Chunks Explored:	930496	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Animals Bred:	121	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the mexican president wants to sue over it! apparently, he thinks it’s so good that it should be called the ‘Gulf of America’ instead. like, can you believe it? join this server and be a part of the drama, maybe even get sued by the president himself! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this wild ride of a minecraft server. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast! 🌟🎮🤣 #suegoogle #mexicanpresident #minecraftmadness

Ancient Skull Quest: Hypercarnivore Discovery

30 Million Year Old, Ancient, archaeology, COMPLETE, DISCOVER, discovery, egypt, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, History, Hypercarnivore, modern day, Newly Identified, Paleontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Quest, research, Science, skull

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server cuz we got DINOSAURS!!! like, frickin’ T-REXES and stuff runnin’ around, eatin’ villagers and creepers like it’s no big deal.

One time, I was just chillin’ in my base, mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden a freakin’ PTERODACTYL swooped down and tried to snatch me up! I had to fight it off with my trusty diamond sword, but man, that was a close call.

And get this, we also got a secret underground lab where we’re tryin’ to clone extinct animals back to life. I heard a rumor that they’re workin’ on bringin’ back the woolly mammoth next. Can you imagine ridin’ around on a freakin’ MAMMOTH in Minecraft?!

So yeah, if you wanna experience some prehistoric craziness and have a blast with us, join our server now! Just watch out for those pesky velociraptors, they’re sneaky little buggers.

PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Allies, Bedrock Compatible, Biomes, Community Focused, custom mechanics, Dark King, Discord, dynamic world generation, Exploration, Kingdom, Land claiming, legitimate accounts, Non-toxic environment, PhotonRebornSMP, Protection, PvP, Queen Lixia, Roleplay, RPG, smp, storytelling

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	5920	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Enchantments Applied:	239	Infinity Stones Found:	4

PhotonRebornSMP Overview

Features
Story-Driven Roleplay
Player-Driven Kingdoms
PvP with Purpose

Custom Mechanics
Dynamic World Generation
Community Focused
Bedrock Compatible
No Cracked Minecraft

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

FAQ

What is PhotonRebornSMP?

PhotonRebornSMP is a story-driven roleplay adventure Minecraft server where players can immerse themselves in a rich, evolving narrative.

How can I join the server?

To join PhotonRebornSMP, you can connect to the server IP address provided in the Discord server after joining.

Are cracked Minecraft accounts allowed on the server?

No, only legitimate Minecraft accounts are allowed on PhotonRebornSMP.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server but must be part of the story and not done for griefing purposes.

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 95919431, comma separated, Generate, Haven, list, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, tags, up to 20

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Votes:	8327	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Crops Grown:	5542	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

Players:	108/200	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7