CraftyConfessions | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	490582	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3803	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
New Chunks Explored:	398651	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9237
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

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Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mines Excavated:	2335	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

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Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

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Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the gods can’t keep up with our epic builds!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Eruvs and Kapparoth are the norm. Need to make sure your virtual food is Kosher? We got you covered! And don’t even get us started on the Tashlikh mini-game where you can toss your sins away like yesterday’s leftovers.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to wrestle with an angel like Jacob? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling celestial beings for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PeasantCraft: When You Realize You’re Just a Low Status Youngling in Minecraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being the most powerful being on the planet! As a low status young single male, you have nothing to lose in life, so why not wreak havoc and chaos in our world? Build giant monuments to your awesomeness, create insane traps for unsuspecting players, and unleash your inner mad scientist with crazy experiments. Who cares about dying when you can respawn and continue your reign of terror? The possibilities are endless, so come join us and see how far you can go before they manage to stop you (if they can)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gender Bender Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a gender-bending theme where everyone can be whoever they want to be – whether you’re a guy who wants to be a girl or a girl who wants to be a guy, we’ve got you covered!

Join us for epic adventures where you can slay dragons while rocking a fabulous dress or build the coolest castle while sporting a killer beard. Our community is all about embracing your true self and having a blast while doing it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that in Minecraft, anything is possible – even if it involves some serious gender-bending shenanigans!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8469	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	901975	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Angry Koreans Minecraft Server – Where Impatience and Passive-Aggressiveness Collide for Epic Gameplay!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve turned the whole society into an army! That’s right, forget about peaceful villagers and cute animals, we’ve got soldiers running around ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting for your survival in a world where every block could be your last. Build your own fortress, gather resources, and recruit your own army to dominate the battlefield. But be careful, because the enemy could be lurking around every corner, waiting to strike.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a Minecraft world where chaos reigns supreme and the only way to survive is to fight like your life depends on it (because it actually does)? Join us now and let the battle begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pixelated Pranksters Minecraft Server: Where Everything is a Virtual Reality Mission!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us for an epic adventure where the entire game is actually a VR mission! That’s right, you’ll be immersed in a virtual world where nothing is as it seems. Just like in Metal Gear Solid 2, you’ll question reality, your own identity, and maybe even the meaning of life itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is inspired by the novel “The New York Trilogy” and will have you feeling like a detective trying to unravel the mysteries of the universe. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Snake himself pointing to his bandana and giving you infinite ammo as a hilarious gag.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of something truly mind-blowing? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	104
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dragon’s LOLma: Crafting Chaos with /ddg/ Crew

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can storm the Greatwall like a true warrior!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to create your own pawn to fight by your side. Our server is so awesome, even Capcom themselves have taken notice and conducted an official survey about it!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes and new features, so you’ll never get bored. Plus, our community is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life adventure party.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft like never before on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16