CraftyCompanions Minecraft Server

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Have you ever had a best friend in your country? Well, forget about that loser because on our Minecraft server, you can make friends from all over the world! We’ve got players from Antarctica to Mars, and they’re all ready to team up with you to conquer the virtual world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on a unicorn made of diamonds, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a castle out of marshmallows. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So say goodbye to boring old friends from your country and say hello to a whole new world of wacky adventures on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

””> Election Day Minecraft SMP””

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that we have election days where you HAVE to vote or face the consequences of being banished to the Nether for eternity. But don’t worry, the Nether is actually a pretty happening place with lava pools and zombie pigmen parties.

Join us for a chance to become the ruler of our crazy world, where pigs fly (literally, we have a pig riding a bat as our mascot) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have a mod that makes it rain diamonds sometimes).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness! Just remember to vote on election day, or else you might end up in a sticky situation with our resident slime king.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4582	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DadlessDynasty Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a creeper in a tornado! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, alliances, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

Are you tired of boring old family dynamics in real life? Come join us and experience the chaos of trying to navigate a blended family with more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Will you prioritize spending time with your mom’s new husband and his family, or will you rebel against the system and stick with your real family? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments along the way.

With more family drama than a soap opera, this Minecraft server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of family dysfunction!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Zombie Dances:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6865	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FosterBroNoBroCraft

annoyance, Attention, Boundaries, burden, Communication, Conflict, depression, emotional trauma, family, favoritism, foster child, FosterBroNoBroCraft, hatred, mental health, Nuisance, parenting, relationships, Resentment, sibling, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying siblings like Asher and build your dream world without any pesky interruptions!

Join us if you’re tired of being followed around and harassed by a finger-tapping, food-stealing, anime-porn-sending leech of a brother. On our server, you can finally have peace and quiet to mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content without any family drama.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – we fully support your decision to disown any siblings who make your life a living nightmare. So come on over and let’s craft away the stress of dealing with annoying family members together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Love Letters Sent:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1350

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeChangingHabit – Minecraft SMP

behavior change, daily routine, habit building, habit change, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life changing habits, life improvement, LifeChangingHabit, lifestyle change, mindset shift, Minecraft, new habits, personal development, personal growth, positive habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success habits, transformation

Join our Minecraft SMP and pick up the habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will it change your life, but it will also make you the envy of all the other players on the server. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, a secret portal to a diamond-filled dimension will open up right in your base. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start sculpting your way to riches and fame!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runes Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyCreeper27

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to ride a flying pig while juggling diamond blocks and singing the Minecraft theme song backwards! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make other players green with envy. So come join us and show off your mad skills that will make Steve himself jealous!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BusStationBrawl Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only terror attack you’ll experience is when a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your house! we’ve got more action than the Beersheba Central Bus Station, with one player already killed (in-game, of course) and nine others wounded (emotionally from losing their diamond pickaxe).

our server is so lit, it’ll make you wanna scream “creeper, oh man!” as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, hidden treasures, and epic battles with other players.

join us now and experience the thrill of surviving and thriving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie horde). trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin! (just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LebCraft Peacekeepers

Conflict, Diplomacy, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Outrageous, peace agreement, peace negotiations, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping mission, political statement, President Michael D Higgins, regional stability, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, united nations

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PRESIDENT MICHAEL D HIGGINS WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS IT’S LIKE AN ‘OUTRAGEOUS’ PARTY IN ISRAEL THREATENING PEACEKEEPERS IN LEBANON, BUT INSTEAD OF WAR, WE’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS TOGETHER! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CRAZY FUN AND MAYHEM, WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?! 🎉🏰🐲

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9737	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Lost Chunk Adventures

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OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Mines Excavated:	3140	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2665
Zombie Dances:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	6340	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelPleasures

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	7702	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block Party

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join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	58
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.