so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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