so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.

one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.

oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.

also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.

so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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