CraftyCommies Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

TeamHoly.de .-.. ew FREE HOLY WEEK ew Minecraft server

1.8-1.21, Ant Battle, Bed wars, Castle Battle, Crafting, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, free, Fun, Happy, HOLY WEEK, Mario Party, Minecraft, ONLINE, Pirate, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, PvP modes, Quake, Server, Spleef, teamholy.de

Looking for a good PvP server? Pirate? Good online? Then your choice is TeamHoly.de! You can enter from 1.8-1.21, many PvP modes! Become a professional by playing on our server! Where do crafters want to play…

We make sure that you are happy while playing and have fun again while enjoying Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Feral, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a feral animal on a rampage! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode! We’ve got ComfyUI for the experienced players, Automatic1111 for the beginners, and Forge for those who want to take it to the next level (because why not?).

But that’s not all! We have LoRa Training scripts that will have you communicating with villagers in no time, AMD GPU support for the ultimate gaming experience, and OP Pasta recipes that will make your character the envy of the entire server.

And if you’re into models, embeddings, characters, celebs, or even fetish content, we’ve got you covered with our vast collection of models and samplers. Plus, our PonyXL Information will have you riding into battle on a majestic steed in no time.

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Legendary Minecraft SMP Urban Myth

blow up the sun, childhood imagination, childhood memory, childhood nostalgia, classmate, gaming myth, gta 4, gta sa, gta san andreas, imagination, impress me, internet legend, Legendary, Minecraft, Myth, myth debunked, rocket launcher, school trip, smp, tall tale, Urban, urban legend, urban myth, video game rumor, wacky questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest, craziest server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and relive the glory days of being a 7-10 year old on a school trip, where classmates told outrageous stories about GTA rocket launchers blowing up the sun! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense.

Imagine the chaos of trying to survive in a world where the sun randomly disappears for 30 seconds because someone decided to shoot it with a rocket launcher. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, confusion, and pure insanity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the absurdity for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness the sun exploding and coming back to life right before your eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	245	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SisGripShutUpCraft

anger, Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, cousins, Cultural differences, family, Help, House, judgment, language barrier, Lifestyle, misunderstanding, MONEY, parenting, relationships, SisGripShutUpCraft, sister, small house, snobby

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you based on the size of your house! Unlike some snobby siblings, we embrace all players, big or small (houses, that is).

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is treated equally, regardless of the square footage of their in-game abode. Plus, you never know what crazy family dynamics you might encounter – maybe you’ll even find a long-lost aunt and cousins to team up with!

So come on in, build your dream house (no judgment here!), and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun – not the size of your virtual home!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2306	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperSurprise Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Affliction, Bad Luck, calamity, CreeperSurprise, CURSE, Disaster, Downfall, ENEMY, grudge, hex, ill will, jinx, Karma, Minecraft, Misery, misfortune, nemesis, Revenge, rival, smp, Suffering, Vendetta

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to unleash a horde of creepers on your worst enemy’s base! Our server is filled with chaos and mayhem, perfect for getting revenge in the most explosive way possible. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawn rates are so high, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time. So come join us and show your enemies who’s boss in the craziest way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Crops Grown:	1898	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5614	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Farms Harvested:	736
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyDateDisaster

awkward, awkward silence, bad experience, bad timing, CraftyDateDisaster, cringe-worthy, DATING, Disaster, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, lessons learned, mistake, never again, Nightmare, regret, relationship, romance, Terrible, UNCOMFORTABLE, worst date

Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, hezbollah, Islamic extremism, Killed, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Nasrallah, NasrallahsNotHereLOL, News, political turmoil, Radicalism, regional instability, security threat, ShiA, Terrorism, terrorist organization, violence

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Love Letters Sent:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4840	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2