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if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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