CraftyCollegeScam | New Minecraft Servers 2024

UltraCraft: Ovarian Detector 96%

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lol, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like an accurate ultrasound test but for ur gaming skills, bro. like, we detect 96% of players with epic building skills and pvp talent. our IOTA ADNEX model is off the charts, detecting up to 96% of gamers with mad skills. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world, cuz this server is where the real pros play. don’t miss out on the chance to show off ur skills and dominate the competition. come join us and let’s see if u got what it takes to be a minecraft master!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, PALS, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PIXEL, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Server, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride with our epic characters like Lia, the master of building, and Dizzy Dokuro, the TNT enthusiast! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, we have more drama than a villager trading scandal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! Disclaimer: Not responsible for any rage quits or accidental lava deaths.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	6213
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Courtesy, entry, guest accommodations, guest etiquette, house rules, house sitter, houseguest, INCONVENIENCE, KeylessKarma, Keys, lesson learned, locked out, misunderstanding, Neighborhood, Problem, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, SECURITY, Trust

Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	581462	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	250
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyTunesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Farms Harvested:	974	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LebCraftWarz

aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	5338
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

#sustainability, antarctica, challenges of Mars colonization, Colonization, exploration of Mars, extraterrestrial colonization, extreme environments, future of space travel, human settlement, inhospitable environments, interplanetary travel, mars, mars colonization, Oasis, planetary colonization, Remote Locations, scientific discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Space Race, space technology

come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	90
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0