CraftyCollegeScam | New Minecraft Servers 2024

You Did It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But here’s the catch – the armor was cursed to make you dance uncontrollably every time you wore it! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued as players battled it out while busting a move? It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Yes, you heard that right. Imagine facing off against a dragon while it drops sick beats and spits fire (both literally and metaphorically). It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with dancing armor, beatboxing dragons, and who knows what other surprises await you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MommaOuttaHere Minecraft Server

aging parents, Aging population, alzheimer’s, assisted living, care management, caregiver responsibilities, caregiver role, caregiver stress, caregiver support, dementia care, elder care, family caregiving, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, home health care, Long Term Care, memory care facility, Minecraft, MommaOuttaHere, parental care, senior communities, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics and tough decisions just like in the real world.

Are you ready to take on the challenge of managing a senior community while also dealing with a boyfriend who is fiercely protective of his mother? Test your communication skills as you try to convince him that moving his mom to a memory care facility is the best option.

But beware, there may be some unexpected twists and turns along the way. Will you be able to handle the pressure of balancing your relationship with your boyfriend and the well-being of his mother? Join our server now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

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Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SecretSMPShame

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Are you tired of being the only one who knows about your embarrassing moments? Join our Minecraft SMP and share your most cringeworthy stories with a whole community of players who will laugh with you, not at you! From accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket to getting stuck in a block while trying to escape a creeper, we’ve all been there and we’re here to support you through it all. So come join us for a good laugh and some epic gameplay, because on our server, the only thing more ridiculous than your embarrassing moments is the fun you’ll have trying to survive them!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

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hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Dragon Eggs Found:	9114	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Void Armor Forged:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyTunesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	89
Villages Defended:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchantments Applied:	148
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LebCraftWarz

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

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come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tea & Apple Paradise

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Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FluidCraft

auction house, Citybuild, Community, Crates, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farmwelt, fluidshop, in game money, Jobs, Lumberjacks, miners, Survival, Trade, Trading, Updates

What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1594