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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 41
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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