NoPvPNoProblem – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into a pool of lava. But hey, at least you’ll learn the valuable lesson of always checking your coordinates before building anything! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Just remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but a bucket of water is a close second!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Server: CreeperPeevez

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Are you tired of getting photobombed by creepers while trying to take a selfie in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about those pesky green guys ruining your shot again! Our server is creeper-free guaranteed, so you can snap all the pics you want without any interruptions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of these feathered friends! Join now and start your diamond farm today.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city, where you can trade with mermaid villagers and ride dolphins through coral reefs. Who needs a boring old land-based village when you can have an underwater paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MexiCraft: Climate Fight Resumed!

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our president is a llama named carlito who is super passionate about fighting climate change. he once wrestled a tornado and won, true story. if you join this server, you’ll be saving the planet one block at a time. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so come on down and join the fun, amigos!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	45	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	1817

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Atlantis Minecraft Server

Atlantis is committed to preserving the classic vanilla experience while adding grief prevention features, allowing you to build with peace of mind. Plus, this server will never wipe, and your land claims last forever, ensuring your creations remain safe for years to come!

This server uses only a few minimal features to maintain that authentic vanilla feel as much as possible.

To join or for more information join Discord: https://discord.gg/ear83A2vNH

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the Discord link provided above.
Are there any grief prevention features on the server?	Yes, Atlantis has grief prevention features to ensure your builds are safe.
Will the server ever reset?	No, the server will never wipe, so your creations are safe for the long term.
How long do land claims last?	Land claims on Atlantis last forever, ensuring your builds are protected.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	20319
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	5851
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2480
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Animals Bred:	103	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2688
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	100	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9742	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Atlantis – Where Wet Dreams Come True (Vanilla)

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Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

Updated October 9, 2024

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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Balance Blunder Data Mine

Updated October 9, 2024

Waffcarui Minecraft server

Updated October 9, 2024

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

Updated October 9, 2024

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

Updated October 9, 2024

Creepers in My Blocks!

Updated October 9, 2024

BlockBusterAliGone

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3