so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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