so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
New Chunks Explored: 557337 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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