so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Enchantments Applied: 256
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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