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Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2743
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	127	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3574	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Animals Bred:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GenderGigglesMC

Communication, Expectations, eye-opening, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, GenderGigglesMC, hidden truths, Insights, male perspective, misconceptions, Perspectives, relationships, revelations, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3