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CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5751

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	7652
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	4318	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	803094	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4570	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Divine Spears Created:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	410	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89