CraftyCelebPillPop | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where all the celebs who are /pol/pilled hang out!

Join us and build your own MAGA tower next to Kanye West’s Trump-themed castle. Watch as Taylor Swift and Tom Hanks duke it out in a heated debate about immigration policies while riding on their pet llamas.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Elon Musk flying around on a rocket ship made entirely out of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the craziest, most politically charged Minecraft server out there! Who knows, you might even become besties with Alex Jones and build a conspiracy theory-themed roller coaster together.

BasementDweller500

#gamer, 500 day streak, accomplishment, achievement, basement dweller, BasementDweller500, challenge, Commitment, Competitive Gaming, Dedication, determination, Endurance, Gaming, Gaming Community, Goal, Hardcore, milestone, perseverance, progress, record-breaking, success

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no impressive achievements to show off? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the prestigious “Basement Dweller” Achievement waiting for you to claim! No one has been able to reach a 500-day streak of never seeing the light of day in Minecraft, but we believe in you! Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate basement dweller! Who needs sunlight anyway when you can be the envy of all your friends with this insane achievement? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft hermit!

Remission Queen – Longest Survivor – CAR T-cell FUN

cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivorship, cancer treatment, CAR, CAR-T cell therapy, childhood cancer, Fun, groundbreaking therapy, innovative treatment, long-term remission, long-term survivor, Longest, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical miracle, neuroblastoma, pediatric oncology, pioneering, Queen, Remission, research, survivor, TCell, WOMAN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	588
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as resilient as this woman who survived cancer treatment 18 years ago. we have the longest known survivors in the game thanks to our magical CAR T-cell therapy. you’ll be battling creepers and zombies just like this woman battled neuroblastoma as a child. join us for a chance to be a true survivor in the world of minecraft. who needs chemo when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to outlast the toughest challenges in our server.

Artificial Creativity 1.21.1

1.21.1, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, Artificial, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, Classic Doujin Edition, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, creativity, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	508
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	60

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a classic doujin edition, but for real! We got all the comfy UI you need, whether you’re an experienced player or a total beginner. And get this, we even have an Automatic1111 fork for all you Forge lovers out there. It’s like a whole new world, man.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot, Civitai, and Tensor. You can create some sick art while you’re chilling in our server. And if you have any questions, we got you covered with tags for prompting, models, embeddings, characters, and more. It’s like a virtual art paradise, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the related boards. We’ve got everything from /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai. It’s a wild ride, man. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. You won’t regret it… maybe.

UninvitedDad420

approaching the door, boundary issues, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful parenting, friend’s dad, helicopter parent, house rules, invasion of privacy, lack of permission, lack of trust, overprotective parent, parental boundaries, parental controls, parental supervision, safety hazard, teenage friendships, teenage independence, UninvitedDad420, Unwanted entry, walking into house uninvited

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crops Grown:	4685	Mines Excavated:	4152
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of helicopter parents literally helicoptering into your Minecraft world uninvited? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee that no parents will be allowed to barge in without knocking first!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of overbearing dads crashing the party. Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without any unwanted intrusions.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a special “No Helicopter Parents Allowed” badge to show off your rebellious spirit. So come on over and let’s have some Minecraft fun without any rude interruptions!

ChickenHackMCSMP

affordable meals, budget cooking, budget meal, ChickenHackMCSMP, cooking techniques, cooking tips, Culinary Creativity, delicious chicken, easy dinner, flavor enhancement, food hacks, Hack, leftovers, marinade, meal ideas, meal prep, quick dinner, recipe ideas, rotisserie chicken, Seasoning, spices

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5719	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ores Mined:	9767	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground chicken cult where we sacrifice rotisserie chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. And get this, if you bring a 5 dollar rotisserie chicken to the server, we’ll teach you the secret hack to make it the next level! It involves chanting “cluck cluck chicken luck” while doing a chicken dance around a campfire made of obsidian blocks. Trust me, it works every time. Plus, we have a pet chicken named Clucky who wears a diamond helmet and leads us into battle against creepers. Don’t miss out on all the chicken shenanigans, join us now!

MineCraftManiacs

console games, endless hours, Entertainment, favorite games, first person shooters, Gaming, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, immersive gameplay, long hours, MinecraftManiacs, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, rpgs, Single player, strategy games, time consuming, top games, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Potions Brewed:	180	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13

Have you ever spent so much time playing a video game that you started to question your own existence? Well, get ready to dive headfirst into a world where time is just a meaningless concept on our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream, and making friends with talking cows who give you life advice (trust us, they’re surprisingly wise).

Forget about reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your epic journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

EuroWeakCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, EuroWeakCraft, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, nato, Politics, power dynamics, press conference, putin, russia, trump, Ukraine, united states, Weak, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of zelensky and trump fighting each other with diamond swords. europe is weak but not on our server cuz we have the strongest players who can take on putin himself. come join us and show the world that minecraft is where the real battles happen. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95880058, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear and make you feel like a Minecraft god.

And the community? Oh man, it’s like a party that never stops. You’ll meet players from all over the world who are just as crazy about Minecraft as you are.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are off the charts bonkers. From epic PvP battles to insane building competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MilVacay Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, family dynamics, hurt, husband, lack of communication, MIL, MilVacay, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, relationships, Server, south carolina, summer vacation, surprise trip, Trust, Upset, vacation

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	505517
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Farms Harvested:	642

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!

MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

aita, Angry, autism, BETRAYAL, cheese grater, cooking show, demonstration, diabetes, expensive cookware, Grumpy, Guilt, guilt trip, HOURS, Invitation, MLM, neighbors, Polite, pots and pans, PRESSURE, RAGE, saturday, Surprise, trip, unreasonable, work

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	New Chunks Explored:	671672
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Emeralds Found:	9036	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6172	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!