Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Dimension Hops: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
Epic Battles Fought: 17 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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