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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 574 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?
our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.
