yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
Love Letters Sent: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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