CraftyCanuckRx | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Convenience Craft – No Fees!

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join dis epic minecraft server where convenience fees are actually convenient! why pay extra when you can pay less? our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have mastered the art of online transactions. they will peck away at your wallet with such finesse, you’ll be begging for more fees to pay! but don’t worry, these chickens are also expert negotiators. just offer them some corn and they’ll lower your fees faster than you can say “cluck cluck”. plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the depths of the nether. so come on down to our server and experience the convenience of convenience fees like never before! it’s clucking amazing!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cerebellum & Left Cortex Connect

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Yo, dis server be like a fMRI scan for yo brain, but instead of boring science stuff, we got Minecraft! Join dis server and level up yo brain connectivity like never before!

We got bilingual players who be slayin’ dragons in two languages at once, makin’ their brain regions connect like Wi-Fi on steroids. If you learned yo second language when you was a youngin’, you be like a Minecraft genius up in here!

Come join da fun and let yo cerebellum and left frontal cortex do the cha-cha together while you build epic castles and battle creepers. Ain’t no server like dis one, so get in on da action now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Campfire

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The Campfire is a small, cozy community of players looking to have fun! We are currently running the BCG+ modpack with additional mods to spice up gameplay! One of the highlighted mods is Origins. In addition, we are whitelisted server. If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord and apply!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	8497
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

1Hour 1Life: Where 1Hour never feels like enough in this wild world of craziness!

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1Hour 1Life Minecraft Server

Overview
If you’re looking for a fresh survival experience, check out 1Hour 1Life — a server where every minute truly matters.

What Sets 1Hour 1Life Apart?
Life is ShortEvery real-life minute equals one year in the game. You start as a baby and live through to old age at 60. This fast-paced lifecycle means that every decision—whether building, exploring, or interacting—has immediate consequences.
Community & LegacyYou’re born into a family, becoming part of a living, breathing community. Your actions contribute to the strength and survival of your family and the larger server community. The bonds you form and the legacy you help build are what keep the server alive and evolving.
Exploration with a ChallengeForget relying on F3 coordinates—they’re intentionally inaccurate. You’ll need to use in-game maps and compasses (which always point north) to navigate. Even popular map mods like Xaero’s Maps won’t help you here, as they’re rendered useless. This brings back the thrill and challenge of true exploration.
Unique IdentityYou play as a Civllager, a blend of Villager and Pillager, with each life giving you a fresh start and a new identity. This keeps gameplay dynamic and lets you continually reinvent yourself.
Why Join?If you’re into hardcore survival, love the idea of being part of a close-knit community, or just want a different kind of challenge, 1Hour 1Life offers a unique twist on Minecraft. It’s a server where every life is a new adventure, and your actions have lasting impacts.

Server IP: play.1hour1life.netWiki: 1hour1life.net/wikiDiscord: https://discord.gg/KP9MS8Bfq4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I respawn after I die?	No, once your character dies, that life is over and you start fresh as a new Civllager.
How do I navigate without accurate coordinates?	Use in-game maps and compasses to navigate, as F3 coordinates are intentionally inaccurate on the server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but be mindful of the community guidelines and consequences of your actions.
How can I contribute to the server community?	Your actions, whether through building, interacting with others, or participating in events, contribute to the strength and survival of the server community.

See you in-game 😉

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WaveCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories.

Do you want to showcase your Resonator skills like never before? Then come on over and meet The Shorekeeper, the legendary guardian of the waves who will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Version 1.3 and witness The Shore’s End, a place where the impossible becomes possible and the unimaginable becomes reality. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

Explore our mind-blowing map that will leave you speechless. From hidden treasures to secret passageways, there’s always something new to discover at Wuthering Waves.

And don’t forget to track all the craziness with our Convene Tracker, because you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

Join us for our epic events, including the Resonator Banner featuring The Shorekeeper, the Weapon Banner with the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, and the Parade of Stars leveling event that will take you to new heights of awesomeness.

Check out our timeline and rewards to see what epic loot you can score, and don’t forget to redeem our secret codes for even more goodies.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Express yourself with our collection of emotes that will make your friends jealous, and add them to your /wuwa/ Friends List to show off your cool new moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves, where the adventure never ends and the laughs never stop. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Villages Defended:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ronaldo Retired in Minecraft SMP

career choices, Decision making, football, global icons, international players, Legends, messi, Minecraft, PELE, player comparisons, professional athletes, retiré, retired, Retirement, retirement destinations, retirement location, RETIREMENT PLANS, ronaldo, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, US

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a Real Housewives reunion!

Join us and you’ll be thrown into a world where Ronaldo didn’t retire in the US because he was too busy building epic redstone contraptions and battling creepers with his trusty diamond sword. That’s right, Ronaldo is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s waiting for you to join him on this crazy adventure.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Messi and Pelé running a llama farm together, Steve from Minecraft is actually a secret agent trying to stop Herobrine from taking over the server, and the Ender Dragon is actually just misunderstood and looking for a friend to play with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for some epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists along the way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
New Chunks Explored:	126196	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GFsteals4funCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4685
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	1021
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyLessons

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Picture this: you’re a young, naive Minecraft player, just starting out in the vast world of blocky adventures. You stumble upon a server that promises epic quests, insane builds, and endless fun. But little did you know, this server was unlike any other.

As you start your journey, you quickly realize that this server is filled with crazy challenges and unexpected twists at every turn. One lesson you learned the hard way? Never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Trust us, it’s a clucking nightmare.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Despite the chaos and mayhem, this server is the ultimate test of your Minecraft skills. From dodging explosive creepers to battling zombie pigmen in a disco dance-off, every moment is a wild ride.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of angry villagers, or build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Trust us, the laughs and memories you’ll make here are worth every crazy moment.

Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EverestClimber100

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got partial remains of a british climber who tried to climb everest like 100 years ago. like, how wild is that?! come join us and maybe u can stumble upon some ancient treasures or somethin’. who knows what other crazy stuff u might find on this server. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be a part of this epic adventure?! come on, don’t be a square, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ores Mined:	9759
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Paws & Pixels Server

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so, like, imagine if aliens were, like, watching us from, like, space or something, right? and they were, like, super obsessed with, like, dogs and cats instead of us dumb humans. like, they’d be all like, “omg, look at how these humans cater to their furry friends, they must be their rulers or something.”

well, that’s kinda how it is on this, like, totally epic minecraft server. we got, like, aliens watching us and stuff, but they’re more interested in our pets than us. so, if you wanna join a server where you can, like, impress aliens with your pet-owning skills, then this is the place for you.

plus, we have, like, this crazy story about how the aliens once abducted a player’s pet pig and turned it into a super intelligent creature that could build entire cities in minecraft. it’s, like, totally wild, man.

so, come join us on this server and show those aliens just how awesome you and your pets are. they’ll be, like, totally impressed, dude.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8906	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Veggie Vixens vs Eco Bros

#sustainability, animal rights, bros, cultural influences, dietary habits, Eco, environmental concerns, ethical concerns, food choices, gender differences, Gender Roles, health benefits, lifestyle choices, meat consumption, Men, motivation, plant based diet, research, social norms, trends, vegetarianism, Veggie, Vixens, Women

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, u gotta join cuz it’s where all da cool kids hang out. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a whole lotta fun. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rare items and treasure.

if u join, u gonna be part of da most exclusive club in da minecraft world. we even got a pet pig named bacon who will guide u on ur adventures. and if u ever get lost, just follow da rainbow sheep to find ur way back home.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with giant chickens? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on over and join us, cuz on dis server, anything is possible. just watch out for da creepers, they can be real sneaky bastards.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Diamond Rush

#addons, Abilities, cosmetic, Cross-Play, diamond bank, Diamond Economy, Economy, Excavation, Fishing, home, Item Frames, Land claiming, leaderboard, leveling up, MCMMO, Mining, Perks, skill categories, Tpa, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

The skill level system is purely cosmetic for the leaderboard system, it’s similar to mcMMO but we’ve removed all the perks/abilities (due to it making the game too easy and coming too far from the vanilla experience). Anything you do in-game will give you XP towards a certain skill category (eg mining, fishing, excavation ect).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2840	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4278	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Enival: Where the vanilla is semi, the java flows, and the trust is based on how fun you are!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for a more immersive experience.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	Server has applications to keep the griefers out.
Mods	A few QoL mods/datapacks for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How can I join the Enival server?

You can apply for whitelist on the server’s Discord channel: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to play on the server after they have been whitelisted.

3. Are there any banned items or rules on the server?

The server follows a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and community harmony. Banned items and rules are outlined in the Discord channel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Child Molested Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about that time you got molested by a chicken as a child. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes on here.

From building giant statues of Steve riding a unicorn to battling zombie pigmen in a disco-themed dungeon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that grants you infinite mining power.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (not literally, we promise)! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding chicken.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
New Chunks Explored:	989228	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2