hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Gods Slained: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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