hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 39
Potions Brewed: 199 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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