hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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