hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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