CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	3356
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Void Gems Collected:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Buildings Constructed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Divine Spears Created:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyTruths

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What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BankruptCraft

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Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	402
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Soul Soicety

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Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4485
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!