CraftyCalmDown | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

amalee, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, Mouse discussion, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realms, squad edition, virtual youtubers, vshojo, VShojo members, VShojo official channels, vtuber discussion, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Enchantments Applied:	281
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Emeralds Found:	1440
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Farms Harvested:	740

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got Hestia and Hotaru duking it out live, Michi just yapping away, and Nagi and Peke bringing the party vibes! And don’t forget about DBD, it’s a vibe, man.

Join us for some epic gaming moments and chill vibes. We got all your favorite VShojo peeps, like Amalee, Froot, GEEGA, and more! It’s a whole squad edition, baby! So come on in, ignore the haters, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together.

Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious fun! See you in the game, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

BirthdayBlox Minecraft Server

aita, Birthday, BirthdayBlox, deep clean, Effort, Friends, Frustration, gift giving, Guilt, holiday, House, husband, Kids, Minecraft, Personal, praise, reaction, rejecting birthday present, roles reversed, Server, special occasions, thoughtful

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring and mundane birthday presents? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving like never before!

Imagine logging on to find your spouse has built you a virtual mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted throne and a lava moat. That’s right, forget about deep cleaning the house, we’re talking about deep cleaning your Minecraft world!

And if that’s not enough, we offer special birthday quests where you can battle virtual dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate) all in the name of birthday fun.

So why settle for a clean house when you can have a whole new virtual world to explore? Join our server now and let the birthday adventures begin!

CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	5099
Enchantments Applied:	100	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ores Mined:	867
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ores Mined:	5124
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5994	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	3196
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	New Chunks Explored:	364574
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	7092	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4