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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4014 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4764 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?