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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

arms stockpiles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, global conflict, Hermit Kingdom, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military intervention, military tactics, Minecraft, missile attack, North Korea, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, war of drones, WARFARE

haha dis server be like a war zone but wit blocks and creepers instead of missiles and soldiers. join us if u wanna be part of da action and help us take down dem pesky North Korean officers who keep tryna steal our diamonds. we got drones flyin around and arms stockpiles everywhere, it’s like a virtual battlefield but way more fun cuz u can respawn. come join da chaos and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RussianTeachRageQuitCraft

Burnout, career, Challenges, education, employment, Impact, Job, Last year, Profession, QUIT, reasons, resignation, Russian, RussianTeachRageQuitCraft, schoolteachers, statistics, stress, teaching, trends, turnover, Workforce

So, like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold blocks like confetti at a party! And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off for the ultimate treasure chest full of enchanted weapons and armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Russian schoolteachers are quitting their jobs just to play here! That’s right, over 190,000 of them ditched their boring classrooms to join our epic adventures and build the craziest pixel art you’ve ever seen!

So, why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, while being serenaded by a chorus of singing creepers? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	112	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arctic Cruise Chaos Server

#sustainability, Arctic, Arctic ecosystem, Arctic expedition, causes, Chaos, consequences, conservation efforts, cruise, cruise vessels, environmental impact, governance options, marine life, mitigation strategies, Monitoring, noise levels, noise pollution, policy development, public awareness, regulations, Remote Locations, research, Server, tourism

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your igloo in the Arctic, trying to enjoy the peace and quiet, when suddenly BAM! A cruise ship rolls up blasting Justin Bieber at full volume. Like, what the heck, right?

Well, on this server, we’re all about fighting back against the noise pollution caused by those pesky cruise ships. Join us and help us take down those noisy vessels with our epic Minecraft skills. We’ll build giant speakers to drown out their music, or maybe even summon a giant snowstorm to scare them away.

Plus, we’ll have epic battles on icebergs, race polar bears, and maybe even discover a secret underground ice palace. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on this server? So come join us and let’s show those cruise ships who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	8311	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockCraft – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, blockcraft, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, Minecraft, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s fervent beats? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the rainbow destined to burn in version 5.1! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s more hype than a character teaser for Xilonen!

We’ve got daily check-in rewards that are more rewarding than pulling a 5-star character banner, redeemable codes with primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot, and useful links that will blow your mind more than a peak patrol song on a sword banner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Xilonen forging a new name! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	9535	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Flat Earth Minecraft SMP Opinions

Astronomy, Beliefs, Community, conspiracy theories, controversial, debate, discussion, Earth, Flat, flat earth, internet, Minecraft, Misinformation, Opinions, perspective, pseudoscience, Round Earth, Science, skepticism, smp, society, theories, Truth

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we debate the true shape of the Earth while building epic structures and battling mythical creatures.

Our server is home to a group of flat Earth believers who are convinced that Minecraft is actually a simulation created by ancient aliens. Join us as we embark on quests to uncover the truth behind this conspiracy theory and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to prank unsuspecting players. From disappearing blocks to spooky noises in the night, you never know what kind of supernatural shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch your back for flat Earth believers and ghostly ghouls lurking around every corner!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HyphenCraft

aita, dad, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamic, family name, hyphenated last name, HyphenCraft, mom, name change, original last name, parents, real dad, Religion, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, Therapy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama and chaos of real life, just like this poor player who had to deal with a name change against their will! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and craziness.

Reasons to join our server: – Escape from family drama like this player did with their hyphenated last name saga – Build your own world where you can choose your own name and identity – No lectures or therapy sessions here, just pure Minecraft madness – Be the ruler of your own kingdom and show your family who’s boss (in the virtual world, of course)

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	1702
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RedditUserMC SMP

anonymous posting, community engagement, digital community, discussion platform, downvoting, Entertainment, information sharing, internet culture, karma system, memes, News Aggregator, niche interests, Online Community, reddit, RedditUserMC, smp, social media, subreddit communities, upvoting, user interaction, User-generated content, viral content

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and shenanigans? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with drama, comedy, and suspense around every corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, a pet dragon that you can ride into battle, and a hidden treasure chest that only the bravest adventurers can find. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to the Nether that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why waste your time on boring old Reddit when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our insane SMP? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FutureCraft2025

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, biotechnology, climate change, digital transformation, future prediction, FutureCraft2025, innovation, Internet of Things, medical advancements, personalized medicine, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, smart cities, space exploration, specific prediction, Technology, virtual reality

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to predict the future with 100% accuracy! Our crystal ball plugin will give you insights into what will happen next in the game, from finding diamonds to encountering creepers. Who needs a fortune teller when you have our server?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of time-traveling chickens who will guide you on epic quests through different eras of Minecraft history. Ride a T-Rex in the prehistoric era, build a castle in medieval times, or even blast off to the future and battle robot zombies!

So if you want to experience the most mind-bending, time-traveling, future-predicting Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4618	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	217	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	7165	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Farms Harvested:	834	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	0