u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crops Grown: 6005 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollablyโ€”itโ€™s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

    Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideโ€”talk about a plot twist!

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Love Letters Sent: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • ๐Ÿ”ฅ GIFTS ๐Ÿ”ฅ โšกBOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTSโšก Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ GIFTS ๐Ÿ”ฅ โšกBOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTSโšก Minecraft server

    โค๏ธ BearLand Network โค๏ธ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! โšœ๏ธ

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    โค๏ธ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    โœฟ Join the BearLand Network project โœฟ

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Witchโ€™s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing alongโ€”itโ€™s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalโ€”turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wingsโ€”it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD ๐ŸŒฑ๐Ÿ’ฐ

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm ๐Ÿงช๐ŸŒบ

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿ’Ž

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? ๐Ÿ˜œโœจ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 288 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticksโ€”no joke!

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 334974 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 275
    Emeralds Found: 6555 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dimension Hops: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿš€

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ฅ

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. ๐Ÿฅชโœจ

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿ”ฅ

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿงšโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Crops Grown: 8558 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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