CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Raphie MC Server

Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla, survival, Minecraft server. Almost everything can happen because it has only 2 rules. The server is also by the Youtuber “Raphie Exists” (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUGznixdw_sxn5Jn1bIHl8A). The 2 rules are: 1. Don’t say language that may be offensive to a race, gender, religion, etc 2. Don’t hack

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	1426

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ParadoxMC

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

ParadoxMC is a simplistic OG, NON-OP SkyBlock server. Don’t join if you’re not tough enough to survive.

– Non-OP Economy – Play With Your Friends – Monthly Top Island PayPal Rewards – Friendly Community

50% OFF LAUNCH SALE | JOIN TODAY

IP: Play.ParadoxMC.org Forum: https://paradoxmc.org/

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2459
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	4598

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Meow.catempire.win

Bungeecord, Discord, Lobby, Paper, Semi Vanilla, Skypvp, Survival

Server IP: meow.catempire.win

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

hostiland

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome To The Survival Vote; Hostiland I Hope You Have Fun On My Server and Don’t Forget to Vote Krak

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RolePlay 100×100

Economy, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

Servidorft RolePlay 1.12.2 forge (with mods, download on discord) is a server with jobs such as police, banker, farmer, miner… It is important to log into discord and follow the instructions in the welcome message.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Tapioca express

Pixelmon Reforged

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Zees Pub Semi-Vanilla Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Zee’s Pub No Rules/No Hacks/No Pay2Win Semi-Vanilla Survival is built on Paper as the server base, runs on a Linux Dedicated server, we use SilkSpawners to make Spawners Mineable with Silk Touch, EssentialsX For The Basics, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor(Sleep Plugin), Phantom Combat(For Combat Logging), and Lasso. ONLY Anonymous donations are allowed, there is no buying admin, items, ranks, particles, cosmetics, etc… The only incentive you have to donate is making sure the server can continue running on a High Performance Dedicated Server with Gigabit Fiber connection.

IP: minecraft.zee.li Port:25565(default)

Specs:

Intel Core i7 9700K

64GB DDR4 RAM

M.2 NVMe Drive

Gigabit Fiber Ethernet Plugins installed on server: SilkSpawners, Essentials, FastLeafDecay, Gatekeeper, Harbor, Phantom Combat, Lasso

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MCJabko

Vanilla

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Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ourcraft community

Arena Pvp, Discord, Events, Fun, smp

Ourcraft is a minecraft SMP server! The first ever discord server was created back in 2021 and stays till this day. The name has been kept from public since 2014. This means that in 2014 me and my friend tough we created the first name “OurCraft”. In 2022 I found that there have been servers with the same name since 2011 ! Now here with us you can make friends and memories while our staff team is protecting you. We have Custom Weapons that help you progress thru the gameplay, we have custom enchants and so much more!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

redneck mining

Economy, Survival

Just a small friendly minecraft server, come have fun and relax and play minecraft. some addons for your enjoyment

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Farms Harvested:	624	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

minetopia-nl

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

minetopia nl only server we builts this town for your fun and rp you have to me nl to join if you are ty for join our server

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cosmicsmp

Crates, Kit PvP, Ranks

A server like any other that is dedicated to boxing pvp, I hope you like it

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Skybrawl

Factions, Prison, Skyblock

We’re introducing a brand new game to the Minecraft community. Skybrawl is a combination of the three most widely-loved gamemodes that exist to date; Skyblock, Factions, and Prison. We’ve combined them in a way that allows the player to experience the feel of each one, not by simply adding prison mines to a skyblock server. Raid other player’s islands, upgrade your own, rankup, and so much more. Start your adventure today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MyMetaverse

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MyMeta Minecraft Server The worlds first blockchain Minecraft network features adrenaline-pumping minigames, interesting quests, and personal real estate.

Players can now link their Enjin wallet in order to use the blockchain assets they own in the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Accolademc network

Bed wars, bedrock, Cracked, Economy, Factions, Kit PvP, Op skyblock, PvP, Survival

Here at the AccoladeMc Network, we’re trying our best to provide our players with an engaging server that makes them keep coming back!

Our server supports versions from 1.16-1.20.x. We recently launched our brand new Lifesteal server, and we’re about to release our Skyblock server very soon!.

AccoladeMc Network Features:

Lag Free NetworkFriendly CommunityCustom EnchantmentsEconomyPvP ArenaLifstealShopsJobsPractice PvP24/7 StaffBedrock and Java CompatibilityAnd so much more…

Come join us to begin your wonderful adventure!

Java IP: play.accolademc.xyz

Bedrock IP: pe.accolademc.xyz:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.