CraftyAssholes247 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Giporymc

Earth, Economy, smp, Survival, Towny

GiporyMC is a server that started back in 2020. We are remaking it hopefully bigger than before. Experience a 1:1500 Earth map with Towny so you can start your own nations and go to war with people who won’t submit to you. Or be peaceful and not get involved with it, your choice.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	New Chunks Explored:	110516
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GCPixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

This server is ran by one person so if there any bugs or lag or anything that effect your play Experience let me know in my discord and also if you have any ideas of what I can add let me know and ill try to add them in the next server update. If the server is down it ether A. I’m updating it or B. the server hosting that I’m using is down or I need to find another server hosting place. Please do not beg or cheat. You can use journey map and pixelmon information’s. Please do not use any x ray if you I find out that your using them then you’ll may be ban for a few days to a few weeks depending on how many time you been you been banned before if you keep on using hacked clients or even x ray you will be ban for up to 1 year or even longer . I will do special even that allow you to use x ray and other mods like that. If you have any ideas of what I can do for events let me know in my discord. I think I said it already but if you have any bugs or issues please try to keep in mind that I’m only one person and need time to fix or solve something. thank you for reading and please follow the rules that are on my discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Greenborn

Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft 100% vanilla at the moment without rules or mods, non-premium —————————————————————————————————–

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Bountiful

Antigrief, bedrock, Chestshop, Economy, Fishing, Jobs, MCMMO, Survival

Bountiful is a fun, free way individuals and families can gather together to enjoy a Minecraft experience where community and cooperation come first. A dedicated Java Survival server, Bountiful offers a non-toxic playing environment, in which Admins. Moderators and Helpers provide frequent in-game supervision

Bountiful can be reached at:

Bedrock bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 19132

Java bountiful.c5ieducation.com / port 25565

Thank you! If you have questions or issues, please contact us using the #support channel in Discord.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

town0

Roleplay, Survival

A PLAYER RUN TOWN SERVER rules: no griefing: 1 day to 1 month ban depending on scale no abuse of rank: 1 month to permanent ban depending on scale remember: *please vote. you get no reward except for the fact that this server is put in front of the eyes of more people. I’d appreciate it. *abuse of rank means that you are an admin that went into creative without permission, or was involved in anything illegal on the server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

InfinitiveMC

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

InfinitiveMC Railbattle(new mode) KitPvP survival and more upcoming gamemodes(still under development)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Slivermc

Server IP: play.slivermc.nl

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HeloCade Network

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HeloCade Network ————————————————— Events – $$$ Practice – Work In Progress KitPvP – Work In Progress ————————————————— Discord – https://discord.helocade.net

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Emeralds Found:	1905
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HKRPGSW

PvE, PvP, Survival

Want to play survival? Afraid of being bored again? That’s right! Breakfast Survival Server is a server that combines survival and RPG. And players are often online, so they won’t be bored after entering. Hurry up and join the Breakfast Survival Server! Friends from Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan are welcome to join our server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Soul valley stables

Chill, Equestrian, Equine, Horse, Roleplay

Hello i am trixy! i own soul valley stables! we are a WIP and its only me and my friend tessa! we have genetic animals and genetic cats and genetic horses! we also use swem horses! we allow creative to build your home! and offer roleplays and lessons! please join the discord to get the mod download and the server ip! curse forge needed!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Marych

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. That means that it takes a little bit longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

This server is still in progress. The game modes are added one after the other. This means that it still takes a while until the server is completely finished. But still welcome! Kind regards, builders and admins of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes just come one after another. That means it takes a little longer until the server is completely finished. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators of the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes follow one after the other. This means that the server takes a little longer to complete. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and administrators from the Marych server.

This server is still under construction. The game modes only come one after the other. This means it will take a bit longer for the server to be ready. But welcome anyway! Greetings, builders and admins from the Marych server.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Life5teal

Survival

LIFE5TEAL • Season 1 Released

🛡 Staff needed : Apply in the Discord

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TryPvP

PvP, Survival

TryPvP is a survival server. Our Developer has been working for hours upon hours to perfect the Skripts neccesary to run our server.

Unfortunately we have to shut down by the start of June. But until then, get on and have fun! We’re accepting staff even though we won’t be up. But if you get to be staff, you’ll have your staff rank when we restart!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlanetMC1

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play PlanetMC1 we have survival, pvp, skyblock, and events! winning an event will not only get you a reward but you will get a custom rank! so come join us hade have fun!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	6763	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Exoticnetwork

Cracked, Crates, Ffa, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.exoticnetwork.in:19132

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!