Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Neplo smp

    Neplo smp

    Neplo SMP, Nepal’s one of the Best Survival server and Community with best gameplay and Security . We try our best to provide best experience to the player of our community. We are new and we hope that you will be a part of our community and become best community together.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/93rkx88cgM

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • McDungeon

    McDungeon

    PLAY.MCDUNGEON.COM Towny | Mcmmo | Jobs| Random drops| Elite Mobs | Enhanced Combat

    play.McDungeon.com is a fresh server focused on enhancing the survival essence of Minecraft while getting ready for the huge 1.16 update!

    Actions speak louder then words. Logon today and let your adventure begin!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SubVIval

    SubVIval

    We are a faction server, we do a lot of activities and we mostly speak Spanish, we have a decent spawn and we need users.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Wolfdenmc

    Wolfdenmc
    ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴏʟꜰᴅᴇɴᴍᴄᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ: 1.19.4ꜱᴛʏʟᴇ: LIFESTEAL SMP───────────────────────────────ᴏᴜʀ ᴇxᴄʟᴜꜱɪᴠᴇ ꜰᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇꜱ:30 ᴘ | ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ $!► ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ ᴘʀᴇꜰɪxᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀɢꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ► ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴄᴜꜱᴛᴏᴍ 200 ────────────────────ᴊᴏɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇɴ! – ᴡᴏʟꜰᴅᴇɴᴍᴄ.ɴᴇᴛᴊᴏɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ! – https://discord.io/wolfdenmcᴄʜᴇᴄ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴇʙꜱɪᴛᴇ! – https://www.wolfdenmc.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Witchery Mystic and Magic

    Witchery Mystic and Magic

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick is a modded Minecraft 1.7.10 magic-fantasy PvE server with optional PvP and roleplay. Our focus mod is “Witchery” by Emoniph.

    Modpack Highlights: – Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery! – Breed unicorns, pegasi, and other magical horses each with their own unique powers! – Enjoy a fantastical natural environment full of new biomes and expanded villages! – Brew booze with potion effects and make cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition! – Stave off hunger with challenging new food and hunger mechanics and Pam’s Harvestcraft! – Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects! – Face new versions of your favorite mobs in the wild and in underground roguelike dungeons! – Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!

    Currently we run a graylist system in which new players can join any time, but they have limited permissions until they join the Discord server and prove that they’ve read the rules (listed on our website.) After joining the discord they can choose their PvP or PvE role and begin!

    Modpack download and installation instructions are on our website. Please join us and say hello!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6609 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • noaaah.net

    noaaah.net

    We hope that we were able to give you a first impression of our network! Hopefully we can soon welcome you to our network as a new and active player. If you have any questions or need help, please contact us https://noaaah.net/https://noaaah.net/

    https://noaaah.net/

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SmaragdoŽemė

    SmaragdoŽemė
    Server IP: play.smaragdas.xyz:20004

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DarkWisp Anarchy

    DarkWisp Anarchy

    McMMO – Clans – 5 /Homes – /Tpa – /Back No rules/bans – No p2w All ranks available for free by voting! Join and start playing today at: Anarchy.DarkWisp.Net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Ratolandia Network

    Ratolandia Network

    Brazilian modern minecraft server, with kitpvp, rankup and battle pass! A server with more than 3 years of existence is now back to entertain its players!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 274 Animals Bred: 17
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Summermc

    Summermc

    SummerMC

    SummerMC is a new server with many unique features, SummerMC is a fast growing community supporting all its players within the server.

    Info

    SkyblocksFree RanksCrates Bosses HarvesterHoe Events VotingChunk CollectorsAnd much more make sure to join us today play.summermc.org

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Apple Nexus

    Apple Nexus

    A server on progrees with different gamemodes and minigames. Whe will eventually add more gamemodes and minigames. Staff Applys are open.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • The Underworld

    The Underworld

    The Underworld was built around the world of Sword Art Online: Alicization.

    We currently have the support and operate out of a partnered Discord server which is based around Nightcore. Check the Discord link.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vevinite

    Vevinite

    ENGLISH:

    A Custom  Survival Server  with extra plugins and texture pack to customize YOUR experience !

    Join Vevinite NOW !

    Its a good friendly server with ;

    Survival and Prison !

    French :

    A custom survival server with additional plugins and texture pack to personalize YOUR experience!

    Join Vevinite NOW!

    He is a good, friendly waiter with;

    Survival and Prison!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MyCityMC

    MyCityMC

    A geopolitical towny server with a real world map ! Choose yor jobs , build your town and make your nation!

    Fight against other nation or ally with it

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Port Chuu

    Port Chuu

    We are a friendly, social Discord community. We also have a custom semi-vanilla Minecraft server. Pull up a chair and stay a while!

    This server is graylisted, meaning you cannot break any blocks until your application is accepted. Submit a graylist application at https://port.chuu.sh/graylist and we will review your application!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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