join our epic minecraft server where we have a national sexual assault registry for victims of Russian forces! but don’t worry, it’s all just a joke, we’re actually just a bunch of crazy gamers building epic castles and battling dragons. come join us for a wild ride and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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