Are you tired of the daily grind of being a lawyer, doctor, or astronaut? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that stress behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure in a pixelated world.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun. Forget about deadlines, paperwork, and saving lives – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this crazy world. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the real world and a chance to let your imagination run wild, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in this bizarre and fantastical world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

    Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

    2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

    3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

    4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

    5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

    6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

    7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

    8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 131 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

    Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6955 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2668 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 49
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Villages Defended: 19 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Alien Abductions: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

    PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

    Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Animals Bred: 171 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Zombie Dances: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Towns Built: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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