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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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