CraftyAdvice – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing so hard your diamond armor will break? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory and more shenanigans than a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and the chance to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have taken over the world? Yeah, you read that right. Chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most ridiculous Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And remember, the most important advice you’ll ever receive on our server is to always carry a bucket of lava with you at all times. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NephewTrollBegone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Star Shards Collected:	294	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TimeWarp10 – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to time travel for 10 minutes every time you eat a golden carrot! Imagine the possibilities – you could go back to when diamonds were first discovered and steal them all for yourself, or travel to the future and see if creepers have taken over the world. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and start your crazy time-traveling adventures today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoConseqRuleBreaker

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Are you tired of following boring rules in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is: there are no rules! That’s right, you can do whatever you want without any consequences. Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Knock yourself out! The possibilities are endless on our server, where chaos reigns supreme and creativity knows no bounds. So why wait? Join now and let your wildest dreams run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and you’re instantly transported to a world where you gotta survive against crazy mobs and build the sickest bases ever. But here’s the twist – there’s a rumor going around that if you join this server, you’ll uncover the truth behind the alleged killing of 9 POWs by Russians in Kursk Oblast. Like, what even is that? Are there secret dungeons filled with clues or something? Who knows, man. All we know is that if you wanna solve this mystery and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds or enchanted gear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate detective-adventurer in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StarshipSkyHigh

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yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, dis server is like spacex but for minecraft. we catch giant starship boosters like it’s nuthin’ in our fifth flight test. join us and be part of the craziest space adventure in minecraft history. build ur own rocket ship, explore alien planets, and maybe even meet some extraterrestrial mobs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis intergalactic fun. sign up now and let’s blast off together! 🚀🌌

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blockia Minecraft

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Blockia is a new survival server in minecraft. You can count on several daily events on our server, as well as a great community.

New game modes like creative will be introduced in the future. The unique system of survival seasons will also be introduced on our server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	194	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hotdog Water: Where the survival is so tough, even the water is named after food!

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🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview
Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Vote for resets on Discord.
No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules: – PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed. – No cheating or hacking.

Join Now: – IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	No, the server is Hardcore Vanilla Survival.
Can I use cheats or hacks?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Is griefing or stealing allowed?	Yes, PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
How can I vote for server resets?	You can vote for resets on our Discord server.
Is there a land claim system available?	No, there is no land claim system on this server.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is like a virtual circus, with surprises around every corner. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about building a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Armor Gang, a group of elite players who roam the land in search of epic loot and epic memes. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously silly antics along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

$100,000 Normie Invasion Minecraft SMP

10. Family, 11. Selling off, 12. Investing, 13. Market speculation, 14. Digital assets, 15. Financial future, 16. Market trends, 17. Investment strategies, 18. Market volatility, 19. Crypto community, 2. Ethereum, 20. Asset management., 3. Binance, 4. cryptocurrency, 5. Normies, 6. Potential gains, 7. Risk, 8. High level, 9. Friends, Bitcoin, Invasion, Minecraft, Normie, smp

Are you tired of normies ruining the crypto game? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and emeralds! We don’t mess around with boring old Bitcoin, we’re all about that blocky bling.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of normies try to crash the server with their outdated crypto talk. But fear not, our community is filled with seasoned players who know how to handle those normie noobs. We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and epic battles over who gets the last enchanted apple. It’s a crypto-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest castle.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re not about that normie life. We’re all about the diamonds, the emeralds, and the epic adventures that come with them. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join us and find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	103	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MovieMarathonMinecraftSMP

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Imagine a Minecraft SMP where every player is required to watch their favorite movie on repeat while playing. Why, you ask? Because the server owner is convinced that the key to unlocking hidden Minecraft secrets lies within the dialogue of your favorite films. Join us on this wacky adventure as we quote movie lines while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knows, maybe reciting “I’ll be back” from Terminator will give you super strength in-game. So grab your popcorn and pick your favorite flick, it’s time to dive into a world where movie magic meets Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyAdvice: Mine Your Way to Wisdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts raining pork chops on you. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers and skeletons come together to dance the night away. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies or participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies? Only on our server, of course!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!

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yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Half Year Kids Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mouse Brain Motivation Fun

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so like, imagine you’re a mouse in minecraft, right? and you’re just chillin’, mining for diamonds and stuff. but then BAM, you stumble upon this magical protein that makes you super motivated for rewards! you start building the most epic castle ever, all because of this protein in your brain. but watch out, cuz it can also make you feel anxious and sad sometimes. but hey, at least you’ll have a sick castle to cheer you up! join our server and become the most motivated mouse in all of minecraft!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MatangaMC

Anarchy, Bedrock compatibility, Discord, Factions, Ffa, Gens, halloween event, Kingdoms, Mega Gens, Pacific kingdom, PvP, raider, Survival

Welcome to matangamc We have: Gens, FFA, Kingdoms and in development Survival 1.21

Gens: here we call it Mega Gens, we have 62 Generators and an active Halloween Event (/halloween)

Kingdoms: semi-anarchic mode, create your Pacific kingdom or Raider, defend your kingdom from other kingdoms and attack and avoid being robbed, will you be able to conquer it?

FFA: Practice pvp mode where you can do PVP with your friends or with someone random

New from October 5th: Bedrock Compatibility The port for bedrock is: 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/pXF2UsNuEv

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ores Mined:	1835
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.