Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

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Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Farms Harvested:	368

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9060
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4900
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Emeralds Found:	593
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	2507	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6996	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyFamilySecret

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	690217
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Farms Harvested:	809	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Animals Bred:	47
Star Shards Collected:	123	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.