Crafty SMP Advice Giver | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a group of flying pigs swoop down and start a dance party in your front yard. Or how about the time we all decided to have a fishing competition, but instead of fish, we caught rare mythical creatures that now roam the server causing mayhem.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PixelPeepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

Brussels, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., european union, Geopolitics, international diplomacy, international relations, military strategy, missile defense system, MissileCraft, nato, peace negotiations, peace talks, Plan, political tensions, Russia talks, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Victory, victory plan, Western-supplied missile package, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyKoreanNATOWar

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyKoreanNATOWar, Defense, disputed territories, eastern europe, Fighting, forces, Geopolitical, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, nato, News, North Korea, Reports, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, Ukraine, Verification

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

#sustainability, agriculture, Aqua, climate change, economic development, economic forecast, economic impact, environmental policy, Farm, Food, food security, food supply, gdp, GDP loss, global economy, international trade, Loss, PIXEL, Resource Management, Risk, Water Crisis, water economics, water management, water scarcity, world food production, WTO study

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CustomSt3al

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Redstone, role playing, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Season 1

Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Villages Defended:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fabled Realms

Adventure, alliances, Arena Pvp, Combat Skills, community-driven, Duels, Factions, FANTASY, Immersive, knight, Legacy, Mage, Medieval, Mystery, PvE, PvP, Questing, Rogue, Roleplay, storytelling, stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Team Battles

Welcome to Fabled Realms!

Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

1.21.1, Adults, application, Chaos, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Edition, Farms, Gaming, Jive, Join, Knock, laid back, Minecraft, Modded, modrinth, PvE, QoL mods, Redstone, Server, Shacknews, smp, tech mods, uNmiNeD, Vanilla, world reset, zombies

Welcome to Shacknews SMP
Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

Welcome to Shacknews SMP

Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running Java v1.21.1.
Is the server P2W?	No, the server is not pay-to-win.
Do you have a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
When was the server world last reset?	The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
Do you have a modpack?	Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, games, general, King, LoRA, merch, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, neurosama, osu, Schedule, singing, smp, Swarm, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber, Vtubers

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

IndependentCraft

Boundaries, boyfriend issues, communication problems, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional well being, feeling dismissed, feeling drained, feeling hurt, Financial Advice, IndependentCraft, mental health, overreacting, relationship dynamics, self sufficient, self worth, self-care, strong independent woman, support system, Underappreciated, validation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

arrogance, close-mindedness, dishonest individuals, disrespectful behavior., fake people, Friends, friendship, incompatible personalities, incompatible values, judgmental attitudes, kind of people, lack of communication, lack of empathy, lack of trust, manipulative individuals, Minecraft, negative energy, NoHaterzAllowed, Selfishness, smp, toxic relationships, toxic traits, unhealthy friendships

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1720	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EndGameQuest

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mines Excavated:	1451
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, covert operation, Espionage, foreign relations, intelligence, international affairs, investigation, iran, Israeli scientist, man arrested, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, national security, Plot, Political, secret mission, SECURITY, Server, Spycraft, Spying, Tel Aviv, Terrorism, undercover

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a spy thriller movie but in minecraft. we got this dude from tel aviv who got arrested for spying for iran and planning to assassinate an israeli scientist. like, what even is happening, right? but hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on this server. join now for some insane adventures and maybe even some espionage drama. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCanuckKremlinNet

Canadian society, Canadian websites, CraftyCanuckKremlinNet, cyber operations, digital influence, Disinformation, dissemination, foreign relations, influence, information campaigns, information warfare, Kremlin-backed, Manipulation, Media, narratives, Network, online presence, Politics, Pro-Kremlin, Propaganda, russia

hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Electrify & Renew: The Blocky Fleet

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got mad electrification goin’ on! Our vehicles be so lit, they practically shootin’ lightning bolts! And get this, we rollin’ out renewable electricity like it’s confetti at a party!

You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.

So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.