Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Animals Bred:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MineCraftMania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WestWingCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3243	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Star Shards Collected:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	79	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Potions Brewed:	112	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VacayCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

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hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

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The Dominion <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/minecraftsmpstojoin/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	742487	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magic Items Found:	6437
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.