Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Emeralds Found:	4926
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	662868	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Towns Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BlockyBlabbermouths

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1706
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	480	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	195
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	522	Crops Grown:	2666

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.