Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as stealthy as a sneaky Khajiit? Look no further! Our server is so secretive, even the Thieves Guild would be impressed.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mods, and a community crazier than Sheogorath himself. Need a break from slaying dragons in Skyrim? Check out our sister threads for some adult fun or lore discussions that will make even the most seasoned loremaster’s head spin.

And don’t worry about starting from scratch – we’ve got a treasure trove of mods and patches to make your journey easier. So grab your sword, sharpen your arrows, and join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of Tamriel. Just watch out for mudcrabs – those little guys are vicious!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9361
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ores Mined:	8586	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	4589	Star Shards Collected:	271
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8126	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5048

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Emeralds Found:	8065
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450
Potions Brewed:	157	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1292	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	6916
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ores Mined:	4061
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	190	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Farms Harvested:	981

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.