Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

Bread, Combat, Crafty, fable, Faggots, Hellscape, hitler, left wing, Minecraft, ngl, OK, PIXEL, right wing, Server, shit heads, tranny, Visuals, witcher

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magic Items Found:	3595
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	962191	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2606
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	419	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8687
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	963
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	22

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	94	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

DefenseCraft Minecraft Server

Blaze, Damage, Defense, defense industry, DefenseCraft, emergency, Equipment, evacuation, Fire, Firefighters, Incident, Institute, investigation, Minecraft, Moscow, Prevention, response, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Technology, Training

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing hotter than the lava is the drama! we’ve got more fire than a russian defense institute, and our players are always bringing the heat with their crazy builds and pvp skills.

rumor has it that the fire was actually started by a group of griefers who were trying to steal top secret military blueprints, but ended up burning the whole place down instead. now the institute is in ruins, but our server is still going strong!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as lit as a russian inferno, come join us and see if you can survive the flames! just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good.

CraftyPenceWarDenial

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, u kno dis server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join, bro. like, u can build ur own castle and stuff, but dat aint even da best part.

get dis, deres dis secret underground dungeon where u can find da rarest items and like, fight off evil mobs and stuff. it’s like, so intense, u gonna be on da edge of ur seat da whole time.

oh, and get dis, one time dis player found a hidden portal dat took dem to a whole new dimension where dey had to battle giant chickens. like, what even is dat? it’s so crazy, u gotta see it for urself.

and da best part is, u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests together. like, u can be like a squad of warriors taking on da world. it’s so epic, u gonna be talking about it for weeks.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most insane Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Land Quest: Agri Trend Study

#sustainability, agri, agricultural land types, agriculture, Analysis, Biodiversity, conservation, data analysis, differential impacts, ecosystem interactions, Ecosystem Services, Environment, farming practices, Land, land management, land transitions, Quest, research, researchers, soil health, study, topographical gradients, transitional trends, trend

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like turn pigs into flying unicorns and build giant roller coasters that go through lava pits and shark-infested waters!

Our researchers have analyzed all the land types in the game and found the best spots to build your epic bases. We even have special topographical gradients that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have insane ecosystem service interactions that will make you question reality. Join now for a wild ride and never look back!

best survival server server minecraft

best, Minecraft, Server, survival server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

The description of the server server “Best West Server” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Zeemsa.aternos.me:14763

Intermission Realm 1.20.5

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, no cap! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, this server is like a virtual party where you can vibe with the coolest peeps around. We got streams for days, from birthdays to debuts, and even 3D live events that will blow your mind. Plus, we got merch that will make you look fly as heck while you’re mining those diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the baubau-related content – it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness