Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Magic Items Found:	4410
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Animals Bred:	110
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	11730

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafting Cursed Energy: Jujutsu Kaisen Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DIAMONDS and EMERALDS! Legend has it that if you join our server, you too could stumble upon this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of LLAMA warriors who ride into battle on their trusty steeds, armed with nothing but their wits and their spit attacks. If you’re lucky, you might even be invited to join their ranks and become a legendary LLAMA warrior yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC adventures, the hidden treasures, and the hilarious antics that await you. And remember, on our server, even the little scissor cuts are CUTE!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magic Items Found:	5801

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1481	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	4899

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2736	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
New Chunks Explored:	834702	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2971	Whispering Caves Entered:	8