Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Secret Passages Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Runes Activated: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 171 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 67347 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Emeralds Found: 7354
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Enchantments Applied: 202
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 41
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 100 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Animals Bred: 42
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crops Grown: 1251
    Potions Brewed: 48 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Crops Grown: 4738
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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