Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LimbusCraft – Where Chaos and Creativity Collide! #1453

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering (whatever that means).

But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending journey. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael in action.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about a target extraction mission involving someone named Heathcliff? Who knows what kind of craziness will unfold!

But remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Expect spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. And don’t forget to download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam for the full experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with EGOs, Sinners, and general chaos. It’s gonna be a blast! See you there, if you dare! 😂🔥🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2189	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Box of Madness

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Towns Built:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Runes Activated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1876
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Booty Busters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	1884
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	193
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	260	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Brides Gone Wild

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the juicy secrets of why married women are so erotic! Our server is filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner.

Explore our world and you may stumble upon a hidden village where all the married women are actually seductive sirens who will lure you in with their charms. Or maybe you’ll find a secret dungeon where married women are actually powerful witches casting spells of seduction on unsuspecting players.

But beware, not all married women on our server are what they seem. Some may actually be shape-shifting aliens from a distant planet who have come to Earth to learn the ways of love and seduction.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with erotic mysteries and scandalous adventures, then come join our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

GetALifeCraft

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and UNICORNS. Yes, you read that right, UNICORNS. Legend has it that those who find the treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the LEGENDARY Ender Dragon Racing League. Test your skills against other players as you race through the End dimension on the backs of flying dragons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. YOLO, am I right?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.