Crafty Oregonians | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Kiev Crew – #13911 LOLz

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and crazy battles!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a massive missile chimpout in the Odesa region, dodging explosions left and right while trying to save agriculture warehouses from destruction. But wait, there’s more! How about taking down 50 drones with your trusty pickaxe in Russia, all while protecting oil bases and electricity infrastructure in multiple oblasts?

But that’s not all! The US House of Representatives is voting on a 61 Billion USD aid bill for Ukraine, and you can be a part of the action. Help defend against major missile chimpouts, save civilian buildings from destruction, and even cross Putin’s nuclear red line by attacking Russian radar systems with drones. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Join now for a chance to be a hero, a warrior, and a master builder all in one. Don’t miss out on the insane fun and excitement waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3594	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty McCraftface: ‘The Okayest’ Minecraft Server

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Minecraft server in the world is here! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret unicorn village where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil creeper armies. But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any pesky skeletons that try to attack you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	73
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6845	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PawsomeCraft: Where Pets Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pet ownership is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory! In fact, if you don’t have at least 10 virtual pets in-game, you’ll be banned faster than you can say “woof!”

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being followed around by a virtual dog army. Watch as your virtual cats knock over all your carefully placed blocks and claim your bed as their own.

But wait, there’s more! Every month we host a pet fashion show where players can show off their most stylish pet outfits. From diamond-studded collars to enchanted feather boas, the competition is fierce!

So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate pet parent in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	9363
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CtrlAltDelCraft

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even the controls are a mystery! Looking to switch between lower and upper floors? Good luck, because on our server, you have to perform a secret dance ritual while simultaneously reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Only then will the magical elevator appear to transport you to your desired floor.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Want a pet dragon? Just give it a whirl! Need a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Just hit that flush button and watch the magic happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the creepy dancing villagers in the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky LOLz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Eastern Euro countries like Pooland and Czechwhoria have gone full Globohomo in turbo mode! 🌍💃

Join us for a wild ride through a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and villagers trade in diamonds for memes. Our server is filled with Slav Squatting zombies, Babushka witches, and Vodka potions that give you the strength of a Bear!

Build your own Communist utopia, battle against evil Kapitalist raiders, or simply relax in our Banya hot tubs. But beware, the Cyka Blyat creeper explosions are no joke!

So come join us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for Borscht enchanted apples! 🍎🤣

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BooblessCraft: Where chests are for storage, not cleavage

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Welcome to our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server! Are you tired of dealing with uncomfortable boobs that just get in the way of your gaming experience? Look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to those pesky chesticles!

On our server, you can roam free without the burden of boobs weighing you down. No more worrying about finding the perfect bra or dealing with the discomfort of jiggling fat sacs. Embrace the sleek look of a flat chest and enjoy the freedom of movement like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with amazing adventures and quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your newfound freedom from boobs.

So why wait? Join our Boobless Wonder Minecraft Server today and experience the joy of gaming without the hassle of boobs. Who needs ’em anyway? Let’s game on, chest-free warriors!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Blocky Shenanigans

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Phat Shack

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	172	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6319	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Void Gems Collected:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	4317
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyCreeperClan

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2