Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 38

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Alien Abductions: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3491 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Farms Harvested: 177
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 75

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

    DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

    Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

    Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Magic Items Found: 7349

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1831 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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